Monthly Archives: July 2010

Flashback Fridays! – Baby Pictures and Bad Poetry

Posted on July 30, 2010 by

MadamBob and I have been listening to Wicked on the commute this week.  My skills with photoshopping are, clearly, near non-existant, but here’s me as baby Elphaba:            Seventeen years later this little witch dabbled in sappy teenage poetry:          Yes, my handwriting … Continue reading →

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Ode to Frankenstein Chicken Gumbo

Posted on July 28, 2010 by

Me:  Look!  I wrote a poem…  diluted, pungent, tradition apprehension beaks and bumpy skin drown in dirty dishwater mistaken for road-kill served buffet style swallowed quickly remarkable gag reflex frankenstein chicken gumbo MadamBob:  I’m proud of your creativity but that’s … Continue reading →

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Stay-Puft Marshmallow Thighs and RLS – What Keeps Me Up at Night

Posted on July 27, 2010 by

  It’s entirely possible the combination of my Stay-Puft Marshmallow thighs and untreated Restless Leg Syndrome could burst me into flames at any second. Who can sleep? Also, I think I just solved the mystery of Spontaneous Human Combustion. You’re … Continue reading →

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Frankenstein Chicken Gumbo

Posted on July 26, 2010 by

Don’t get me wrong.  I love my dad’s side of the family, but visiting is like setting down on Planet Coon-Ass.  My grandmother and her sisters’ family completely occupy one side of one street where they talk on the phone … Continue reading →

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Why Argue, When You Can Taser?

Posted on July 22, 2010 by

Being a freak magnet and a massage therapy student is never dull. This is the exchange I imagine if the potential perv hadn’t been weeded out via text message. Me: Sir, we do not do that here. This is a … Continue reading →

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