The last few days have been full of work drama (I may have made one of my bosses cry), repeated trips to Sears (returning and rereturning birthday gifts for Dad) and a crash-course in guerilla plumbing (to combat the spewing leak causing me to come home to standing water in my bathroom). By the time I fixed the leak, had a drink and sat down to write my brain was pretty much spent. SO, today I’m phoning it in with commercials that make me laugh, because that’s all I had the capacity to do last night and who couldn’t use a good laugh anyway?
What the French, Toast? – I will NEVER tire of quoting this!
Hit me again, Tube Sock! – Why is one leg bigger and one arm longer? Anyone?
Zombie Milk Men – It’s good to be lactose intolerant!
Opulence (and a teeny, tiny giraffe), I Has It – Did I mention the teeny, tiny giraffe?
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like – Yeah, you didn’t really think I’d leave this out, did you?
Hey Crab, I mean, Rubber Band Man! – Are you singing and smiling yet?