Monthly Archives: November 2010

Lost: Patty Punker’s Fun

Posted on November 30, 2010 by

Dear Patty Punker, If I could I’d heal the husband, cure the computer, plug up the car, flea-dip the pugs, get some good chemicals (Christmas whimsy, perhaps?) in you, have Justin Timberlake ”Bring Sunshine Back” and give you a relaxing, three-hour massage … Continue reading →

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Where’s Your Christmas Spirit?

Posted on November 29, 2010 by

Is it running at full merry tilt?  Is it laughing and jolly and can’t wait put up the tree, happily sing carols while waiting in lines that go all the way back to Terre Haute at the mall and watch 48 hours … Continue reading →

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YouTube How-To: I is for Insert a Tampon

Posted on November 27, 2010 by

Good Morning Interw… Hey!  There’s no need for…  *GASP!*  Do you kiss your grandma with that mouth, Interwebz?!  What’s the matter with…  I’m sorry!  Don’t, no, no, no…  Don’t cry!  What’s gotten into you, Interwebz?  I’ve never seen you like this before!  … Continue reading →

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Sponge Theory, Lesson 3: Beware the Opracabra

Posted on November 26, 2010 by

I’m sure all three of you will be happy to know that my mother did not lose her mind over the surprise cake pops I brought to Thanksgiving dinner.  In fact, she was thrilled at having something new and suggested … Continue reading →

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Mom + Surprise = A One-Way Ticket to Crazy Town!

Posted on November 24, 2010 by

My mother doesn’t like surprises. The last time I surprised her she screamed that she didn’t have any clean underwear and then we didn’t’ speak to each other for most the 30 minute ride to the lunch and glass blowing … Continue reading →

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