Monthly Archives: April 2011

YouTube How-To: W is for Whistle

Posted on April 30, 2011 by

Good morning Class, I’ll bet you thought I’d drown myself in tears and Wild Turkey after that eyebrow-less jack wagon Principal Dumass up and ran off with Mrs. Krabapple.  I’ll bet you thought the next time you saw me I’d be … Continue reading →

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Yadda, Yadda, Yadda…What Happens When I Leave Them Unsupervised

Posted on April 29, 2011 by

Yesterday.  Email conversation between me, KrazyKev & MadamBob: 9:11AM MadamBob:  Yadda, yadda, yadda…Construction upstairs…Boo! KrazyKev:  Blah, blah, blah…Pickaxe?   MadamBob:  Yadda, yadda yadda…So-and-so quit… KrazyKev:  Blah, blah, blah…Death has some positions open… MadamBob:  Yadda, yadda, yadda…I miss having 47 weeks of vacation … Continue reading →

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Don’t You Want Somebody To Rub?

Posted on April 27, 2011 by

My nails are too long. Which means I haven’t massaged anyone in quite a while.  In fact, the last person I rubbed up on was MadamBob’s husband, Mac&Cheese, and that was the middle of last month! I’ve fallen off track … Continue reading →

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Don’t Let The Door Hit You…

Posted on April 26, 2011 by

It’s official.  I’ve been traded to Team Twitchy.  If I can make it through this week I will never again be asked to make a “ressie!”  That’s “reservation” in I’m-a-hip-female-PITA-boss speak. I won’t have to get her lunch at the … Continue reading →

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What? Too Phallic For Easter?

Posted on April 25, 2011 by

Sometime around my mid-teens, completely without ceremony, the spatula was passed and I became the family baker.  Occasionally, my sister Boop will step up to the mixer and give me a break on, oh, I don’t know, my birthday!   … Continue reading →

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