Monthly Archives: May 2011

Must…Write…Blog…Post…

Posted on May 31, 2011 by

Yesterday I got up, wrote half a post about not saying HAPPY Memorial Day to my mother and then went back to bed.  For the rest of the day. Sick.  This morning, not feeling like I could stay home the first day … Continue reading →

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Dear Possible Figment Of My Imagination On The Potentially Nonexistent 36th Floor…

Posted on May 27, 2011 by

Dear Guy on the 36th Floor, Hi! Me again. When you missed our 7:30am elevator rendezvous, I assumed you were still out-of-town, doing whatever fantastic-smelling business that you do.  It occurred to me you might, in fact, not actually work in … Continue reading →

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The Inspirational, Memory-Wiping Shower

Posted on May 26, 2011 by

Every morning I hop in the shower, think of an incredible blog idea and by the time I reach for a towel *POOF*…gone. Every. Damn. Morning. The Hell? Why is this allowed to happen?  And on a daily basis! It’s especially … Continue reading →

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Does It Feel Weird In Here To You?

Posted on May 25, 2011 by

It’s going to be a weird day. I’ve already managed to run my stockings, I forgot to put the gloss coat on my lipstick so now my lips won’t quick sticking to themselves and the fantastic smelling guy from the … Continue reading →

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Dear Guy on the 36th Floor…

Posted on May 24, 2011 by

Dear Guy from the 36th Floor, Remember yesterday, when the parking garage elevator doors swung open and I hopped in, holding the door for the woman behind me with a large suitcase on rollers while you held the “door open” … Continue reading →

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