Monthly Archives: July 2011

I Don’t LIVE To Bring You Coffee You Jackass

Posted on July 28, 2011 by

Tuesday – 5:00pm Standing in the doorway of my PITA boss’s office, purse on my shoulder, trying to prep him before my three days of vacation: Me: Ok, so the other PITA boss will be back from New York tomorrow, … Continue reading →

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How To Chat With Your Hairdresser

Posted on July 26, 2011 by

As I mentioned yesterday, hairstylists are notorious for not having a “dream job” story to share, not because they lack ambition or are unwilling to talk but because 9 out of 10 (just from my own research) can’t think of anything … Continue reading →

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Fear What’s Important, Like Bubbles

Posted on July 25, 2011 by

When introduced to someone new, after the “Hellish, this is Mike Rowe, Mike, this is your baby-mama” formalities, the first question we ask each other is “what do you do?” because when you’re interested in finding out who a person … Continue reading →

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Simma Down Now

Posted on July 22, 2011 by

Next week is my long-awaited, much-anticipated, holy-crap-it’s-finally-here oncology massage class, which is inducing a steadily rising level of panic.  This class only happens once a year, there will be around 75 massage therapists attending – none of which I know … Continue reading →

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Still Lazy After All These Years

Posted on July 21, 2011 by

Actually, I’m just talking about the last year, but I can attest for all the ones before it when I wasn’t blogging – drunken sloths on muscle relaxers were more productive. With that said, please enjoy my first post (and repost) … Continue reading →

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