Monthly Archives: August 2011

Technical Difficulties

We are experiencing technical difficulties. Broadcasting will resume after our system is deloused of a particularly annoying and manipulative PITA bug infestation. We apologize for the inconvenience. Or the convenience. Whatever. Tune in tomorrow for our regularly scheduled program “What … Continue reading

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Muppetational Mystery Mail

After the relentless sun disappeared, but before the house was below 87 degrees, I was jolted from my attempt to stay as still as possible by a short “knock, knock, knock” on the front door. Followed immediately by Noel and … Continue reading

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I Challenge You To Challenge Me!

It isn’t often I ask people to tell me what to do. As a rule, I like to think for myself, which has its consequences, but in general has kept me alive and with no one to blame but myself. … Continue reading

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Beards, Nature and Ninja Proofing

It’s Saturday, I’m up way too early (stupid neighbors mowing their stupid lawns before it’s 107 stupid degrees outside) and I don’t have the brain capacity to be clever. Per usual. Instead, enjoy some surprising lessons, courtesy of the Ask A Ninja Channel. The … Continue reading

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UPDATED: Dear Jackass I Gave My Number To On Sunday

Dear Jackass I gave my number to on Sunday, When I got up the nerve (thank you commenters and Twitter Homies) and called the number I was almost positive was yours from the night before, and your friend answered, I … Continue reading

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