Monthly Archives: December 2011

What I’m NOT Doing Between 3 and 5pm

Posted on December 30, 2011 by

Where-Common-Sense-Goes-To-Die, in an unprecedented act of kindness, is letting us leave at 3 o’clock today. I don’t know what I’ll do with the extra two hours, but I’m ready GO! What I won’t be doing is shopping on the interwebz. … Continue reading →

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My Hips, They LIE!

Posted on December 28, 2011 by

This morning, a supervisor who reports to one of my PITA bosses, a junior PITA if you will, came by to speak with said boss and the following conversation ensued: PITA Jr. (motioning to my boss’ office): He in yet? … Continue reading →

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Don’t Stop Believing

Posted on December 24, 2011 by

How, in the hell, did it get to be noon on Christmas eve?  How did that happen? I’ve still got to wrap everything before covering the new couch in foil to keep Hobbes from expessing his displeasure at being left … Continue reading →

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This Is Not My Beautiful Hou…Oh Wait

Posted on December 20, 2011 by

Finally, after 5 weeks, I’m home. Only it doesn’t feel like my home. It feels like someone else’s home. Someone responsible. Someone with cleaning OCD. Someone who happily entertains at a moment’s notice instead of having to be warned 6 … Continue reading →

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If These Walls Could Meow

Posted on December 13, 2011 by

Supposedly, probably, almost certainly, mercifully the house will be livable again tomorrow. Maybe. While I’m relieved there’s a light at the end of this month-long, insanity inducing, bed hopping (and not in a good way) extravaganza, I find myself exhausted … Continue reading →

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