So, after hours of worrying about walking into my very own Schrodinger’s cat experiment, Hobbes “Ass Hat” Hellish is still alive and in the house.
I didn’t actually see him, but unless the restoration guys have been eating cat food and using the litter box (good boys!) I’m fairly certain he’s there and using some mad ninja skills to stay out of sight.
What the hell is the matter with him?! His sisters would kill to be home!
He just can’t appreciate he’s the first one to see the house transform. Why, he saw the sanding on one of the front doors hours before I showed up!
And he’s first in line to judge the new paint in the hallway and living room!
Clearly Hobbes’ water dish is half empty.
Good thing he’s cute…