So, after hours of worrying about walking into my very own Schrodinger’s cat experiment, Hobbes “Ass Hat” Hellish is still alive and in the house.
Somewhere.
I didn’t actually see him, but unless the restoration guys have been eating cat food and using the litter box (good boys!) I’m fairly certain he’s there and using some mad ninja skills to stay out of sight.
What the hell is the matter with him?! His sisters would kill to be home!
He just can’t appreciate he’s the first one to see the house transform. Why, he saw the sanding on one of the front doors hours before I showed up!
And he’s first in line to judge the new paint in the hallway and living room!
Clearly Hobbes’ water dish is half empty.
Good thing he’s cute…
…and alive.
The jackass.
*whew* I was scared for a little while there.
But, you know the restoration guys would totally miss the cat box.
Did you get your penis yet?
I’m sure once the workers are done, you’re back home, and things quiet down, he’ll appear.
Love it!
(as much as one can love pussy)
But seriously, I was totally having sympathy panic for you and I don’t even know you.
(well only the sister mary hellish alter ego you)
Lay out mass quantities of catnip and cream his lard ass will be all over it like prostitutes on a Jag.