Washing machine free from demonic possession? Check.
Fuzzy minions not at the emergency vet for bleeding out their asses, eating a stomach full of sticks, breaking out in hives or seizing AND not trapped in the walls of the house? Check, check, check, check, CHECK!
It’s only noon on New Year’s Day but I’ve got a good feeling about this year.
I know what you’re thinking. How am I going to top a year that ended with clean clothes, compliant car doors, new paint, new floors, new couch and all three furry, four-legged children happy, healthy and living outside the walls of the house?
Honestly, I have no idea, but it’s already looking up! My dear friend Glamizon, she of making humans and leaving her undies at the door (I wonder if those things are related) has FINALLY started her own blog! It’s called The Chronicles of Dutch, Dutch being her moniker, not her country of origin.
I don’t know if I’ll refer to her as Glamizon or Dutch going forward. Actually, I think I’ll go with both. Damizon has a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
Anyway, check out The Chronicles of Dutch and start your New Year right!
See what I mean? There is no way 2012 is going to be anything but LEGENDARY…wait for it…DARY!
Happy New Year!