Lately my mind has been full of Muppets and red lipstick and lingerie. I don’t know where that’s going but no matter. It’s been obliterated by that stupid Jumbaco song from the Jack-In-The-Box commercials.
I’m not well.
And the wire in my bra under my right boob just snapped in half.
Mismatched boobs and the Jumbaco song.
It’s going to be a long day.