Once again I’ve got a note pad full of blog ideas and no idea where I was going with any of it.
Ransom invite (Worst. Kidnapers. Ever.)
Food fights back
Peg-leg otter
Butt, sweat and tears
…and then he kissed me
Fried rice and anal bleaching kits (I don’t even bleach my upper lip!)
Swacky
Licorice head
Trick elevator
Born in a fortune cookie
From a long line of breeders (Aren’t we all?)
Trojan sea horse (For the coming Sea Monkey war, according to prophesy)
There is nothing more beautiful than being your elf
I’m pretty sure that last one is just a typo, but I like it better that way. It’s adoraballs!
Anyone got any ideas on what I might have been thinking? Anyone?
A little help?
PS: I am in desparate need of an elf. Interviews begin on Monday. Leave your resume and references in the comments.
You have some great topic ideas there! I do the same thing. I write myself notes, then later have no idea what I meant!
We should both take better notes, but then I wouldn’t have a now running theme. Hmm.. Tricky.
As Mice Elf, I can apply, but have forgotten what the topic was.
You’re a mice elf?! You must be teeny tiny! And adoraballs!
The first item made me laugh out loud! They may be terrible kidnappers, but they’re evidently very polite . . .
They’re old school. Kidnappers these days are…it’s like they were raised by wolves!
I would have just called the list “crazy things people searched for to find my blog.” No one sees your stats. They don’t know the difference.
I hadn’t thought of that. Probably because I’m busy getting a lot of people searching for Jumbacoboobs.
I will say this again: you are a tease! You are killing me w these titillating titles!!!!!
Tease? Yes. Murderess? Ok, maybe, but not you, Lin my dear!