Once again I’ve got a note pad full of blog ideas and no idea where I was going with any of it.
Ransom invite (Worst. Kidnapers. Ever.)
Food fights back
Butt, sweat and tears
…and then he kissed me
Fried rice and anal bleaching kits (I don’t even bleach my upper lip!)
Born in a fortune cookie
From a long line of breeders (Aren’t we all?)
Trojan sea horse (For the coming Sea Monkey war, according to prophesy)
There is nothing more beautiful than being your elf
I’m pretty sure that last one is just a typo, but I like it better that way. It’s adoraballs!
Anyone got any ideas on what I might have been thinking? Anyone?
A little help?
PS: I am in desparate need of an elf. Interviews begin on Monday. Leave your resume and references in the comments.