I’m going to level with you – I’m struggling.
And I was going to blog it out, but I’m at work and I’m PMSing and I can’t seem to finish writing a stupid post about it without getting all verklempt.
Which is even stupider.
Basically, I’m feeling like the world slipped me a (metaphoric) Jeffrey.
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Someone get me an adrenaline shot and a furry wall STAT!
Or Mike Rowe and some Nutella.
Or marshmallow vodka and a penis.
At least two of those things.
Hurry.
I never heard of marshmallow vodka! Sounds like you are in desperate straights!
How about Mike Rowe’s penis dipped in Nutella with a marshmallow vodka chaser?
Keeping you in my thoughts and hoping things begin to improve. If there’s anything I could do, I would do it. Virtual hugs, sweetie…
If I had googly eyes, I’d origami you a kayak. Then I’d cover it in glitter. But I don’t have any. Can I sing you a song instead?
but you still have your power vocab! i just love seeing verklempt in print. or on screen. you know what i mean.