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Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk!
Han Solo: She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid.
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Princess Leia: Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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Leia: This is some rescue. You came in here and you didn’t have a plan for getting out?
Han: He’s the brains, sweetheart!
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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C3PO: I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the wookie win.
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Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
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Obi-Wan (using the Jedi Mind Trick): These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
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Han: Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!
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Han: Where did you dig up that old fossil?
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Leia: Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?
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Han: Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her or I’m beginning to like her.
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Darth Vader: The force is strong with this one.
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Me: May the force be with you.
HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!
May the 4th be with you too!
I must say, nothing endears me to a total stranger faster than a Star Wars reference. It’s like a secret handshake for social misfits.
Loved this! Brought back so many memories!
Reblogged this on Todd's Oddities.
Ha ha, I am in complete agreement with Tom