Author Archives: SisterMerryHellish

Normal Conversation

Me:  So, 100 duck-size horses or one horse-size duck? MadamBob:  100 duck-size horses, but I refuse to fight them. Me:  You’d lay down and let them kill you or you’d rehabilitate them like pit bulls? MadamBob:  The pit bull option.  … Continue reading →

Aside | Posted on December 3, 2012 | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

Dear Sue Who Worried

Posted on November 21, 2012

Dear Sue Who Worried, Thank you for the sweet email inquiring into my wellbeing and whereabouts. I assure you I’m fine and have not been sucked into a black hole. Or a worm hole. Or a donut hole. Though that … Continue reading →

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Star Wars Day: May The 4th Be With You!

Posted on May 4, 2012

************************************************* Luke Skywalker:  What a piece of junk! Han Solo:  She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. ************************************************* Princess Leia:  Aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper? ************************************************* Leia:  This is some … Continue reading →

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Crab Boil & Massage Oil

Posted on April 21, 2012

Hanging out at the Texas Crawfish festival. Soliciting people to register for a chance to win a free massage. Fighting the urge to bolt. Maybe I’m not enough into the mood. Or drinking enough beer. Or showing enough boob. One … Continue reading →

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Walk On The Other Side Of The Street Next Time

Posted on March 22, 2012

Oh my Morgan Freeman! Interwebz? Is that you?! *hug* How long has it been? Oh, who cares, you look fantastic! Have you lost weight? Well, I don’t know what you’re doing but keep it up because damn! Wait a minute, … Continue reading →

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