Cast of Characters
Confidant, car-pool companion and frequent partner-in-crime. A spunky, quick-witted non-breeder who coined the phrase “Who do you think you are, fucking Lover Boy?!” and has been known to pepper spray her own mother in the face. Accidentally. So she says.
Hilarious, cowboy booted jack-of-all-trades. Group Go-To guy for all things electronic and home improvement. Currently employed by Death. Creator of KrazyKev’s Jack & Coke Kit.” Has been known to dress as a 7′ tall condom with “Beat the Trojans” written down the side.
Note: Krazy Kev's Jack & Coke Kit contains no alcohol. Any residual taste of fine Tennesee sippin' whiskey is attributable to whisky spilled on the kit by our packaging or delivery staff.