Category Archives: Family

Looking Back And Going Dutch

Posted on January 1, 2012 by

Let’s see… Washing machine free from demonic possession?  Check. Able to enter the car using the driver side door?  Check. House devoid of sewer water?  Check. Fuzzy minions not at the emergency vet for bleeding out their asses, eating a stomach … Continue reading →

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Don’t Stop Believing

Posted on December 24, 2011 by

How, in the hell, did it get to be noon on Christmas eve?  How did that happen? I’ve still got to wrap everything before covering the new couch in foil to keep Hobbes from expessing his displeasure at being left … Continue reading →

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Pay Attention To Me!!!

Posted on November 23, 2011 by

Every year, without fail, someone in my family steals a present idea from me. Or two. Usually, we’ll be comparing notes about who is getting what for who so there’s no duplication.  At some point I’ll get everyone’s attention, announce that I’m … Continue reading →

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Fragmented Weekend

Posted on November 21, 2011 by

Grab the essentials and the dogs from the vet Drive across town Forget dog beds Damn it Pillows and blankets on the floor Goodnight family CRASH Leftover rum cake breakfast Falafel, chicken kabobs, Mom and Goldenboy Overpriced “recycled” flea market … Continue reading →

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Cake And Presents And Someone Else’s Dog

Posted on October 31, 2011 by

Yesterday we celebrated my niece’s 7th birthday with gifts (everything was pink) and singing (everyone was off-key) and a psychedelic marble cake shaped like a donut with a ring of chocolate unicorns on top (everything was delicious!). It was your usual, run-of-the-mill Sunday get … Continue reading →

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