Category Archives: humor

Normal Conversation

Me:  So, 100 duck-size horses or one horse-size duck? MadamBob:  100 duck-size horses, but I refuse to fight them. Me:  You’d lay down and let them kill you or you’d rehabilitate them like pit bulls? MadamBob:  The pit bull option.  … Continue reading →

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Dear Sue Who Worried

Posted on November 21, 2012 by

Dear Sue Who Worried, Thank you for the sweet email inquiring into my wellbeing and whereabouts. I assure you I’m fine and have not been sucked into a black hole. Or a worm hole. Or a donut hole. Though that … Continue reading →

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Walk On The Other Side Of The Street Next Time

Posted on March 22, 2012 by

Oh my Morgan Freeman! Interwebz? Is that you?! *hug* How long has it been? Oh, who cares, you look fantastic! Have you lost weight? Well, I don’t know what you’re doing but keep it up because damn! Wait a minute, … Continue reading →

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Stroke The Furry Wall

Posted on February 16, 2012 by

I’m going to level with you – I’m struggling. And I was going to blog it out, but I’m at work and I’m PMSing and I can’t seem to finish writing a stupid post about it without getting all verklempt. … Continue reading →

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It’s ALIVE!!!

Posted on February 9, 2012 by

It’s a miserable, coughing, overwhelmed mess, and the inside of its mouth tastes like aluminum foil, but it’s alive. Probably. It spent most of the last week battling snot elves with its eyes closed, listening to Maury Povich send round-heeled … Continue reading →

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