Tag Archives: friends

MadamBrain

Living with ADD is tough. Even with the meds I have trouble remembering things if I don’t write them down immediately, they aren’t covered in Nutella or tattooed across my forehead or aren’t really, REALLY important. Like the security code … Continue reading

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SMH:1, MadamBob: 1

This morning, MadamBob and I happened across a short, disheveled, crusty-bearded man wielding a piece of PVC pipe at unwitting commuters as they passed by his corner on the way to work. MadamBob: Oh boy, there’s a guy with a … Continue reading

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You’ve Got To Sleep Pretty Late To Convict Me Of Murder In Your Dreams

MadamBob: I almost forgot! I had a dream about you last night! Me: Really now? MadamBob: Yep. My vibrator was broken and… Me: That sounds like more of a nightmare to me. MadamBob (giggling uncontrollably): …and you told me “Oh, … Continue reading

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Wet Dreams With Heart

Odd dreams of MadamBob driving us home in heavy traffic through a hilly city in a monsoon plagued me last night.  It was one of those dreams where I was both IN the car and watching it from outside, hovering somewhere … Continue reading

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Excuses, Excuses…

The weekend was jam-packed full of crazy.  A brush fire 2 miles from MadamBob and my subdivisions.  A busted water pipe in MadamBob’s diningroom wall.  Mexican food, watermelon margaritas and retail therapy.  Cupcakes, pizza, and scaring the crap out of a cashier … Continue reading

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