Tag Archives: home

Weekend at Burnies

Posted on January 12, 2012 by

My new stove (thank you Sears card) arrives on Saturday. I had to replace the old one after the door fell off, which I’m fairly certain is because the guys painting the kitchen used it to pull the oven away … Continue reading →

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This Is Not My Beautiful Hou…Oh Wait

Posted on December 20, 2011 by

Finally, after 5 weeks, I’m home. Only it doesn’t feel like my home. It feels like someone else’s home. Someone responsible. Someone with cleaning OCD. Someone who happily entertains at a moment’s notice instead of having to be warned 6 … Continue reading →

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If These Walls Could Meow

Posted on December 13, 2011 by

Supposedly, probably, almost certainly, mercifully the house will be livable again tomorrow. Maybe. While I’m relieved there’s a light at the end of this month-long, insanity inducing, bed hopping (and not in a good way) extravaganza, I find myself exhausted … Continue reading →

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Missing, But Clearly In Action

Posted on December 8, 2011 by

So, after hours of worrying about walking into my very own Schrodinger’s cat experiment, Hobbes “Ass Hat” Hellish is still alive and in the house. Somewhere. I didn’t actually see him, but unless the restoration guys have been eating cat … Continue reading →

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Crrraaaaaccckkkkk…

Posted on December 6, 2011 by

I think I’ve been handling this whole thing fairly well considering. On the outside. This blog is like the inside of my head most days, BUT I’ve been laying off because every time I start a post it’s just a … Continue reading →

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